i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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