i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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