I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
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