Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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