what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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