does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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