Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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