I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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