Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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