Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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