They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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