This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just had sex on a roof
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
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