dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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