did you get engaged???
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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