low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
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Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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