Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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