it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
operation have a gay friend backfired
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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