god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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