distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
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I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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