You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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