There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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