You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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