I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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