will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Shame is for Republicans.
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