you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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