So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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