I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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