Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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