God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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