butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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