do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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