the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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