Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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