A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
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Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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