I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He passed out mid-signature
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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