David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
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you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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