need another drink. this is the easiest way
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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