i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
