I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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