She said her name was "party"
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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