Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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