I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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