I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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