ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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