Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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