I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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