I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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