Define "chronic" masturbator.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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