belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Will you blow on my dice?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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