If that was your dad, he is hot
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My ATM looks so different sober.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Even my vagina gasped.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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