If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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