She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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