Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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