I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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