And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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