This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him