i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.