How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'